Garlic

Lyrics
Jim Steinman
Music
Jim Steinman
Recycling
We live in constant danger There's evil in the air Some people pray Some run away Go crazy with despair Bring us one more bowl now We want more, you've got the goods And another bottle, right away You'll forget what's in the woods We'll forget what's in the woods Garlic garlic, when times are tough and grave Garlic garlic, it's a remedy we crave Transylvania is scary One cannot be too wary For with garlic we are saved With garlic we are saved The days are disappointing The nights are even worse The cows are scared The sheep are wary Out lives are simply cursed We dance as if we're happy We sing as if we're fine But the simple fact, is simply that We've gone and lost our minds We've gone and lost our minds Garlic garlic, the secret of staying young Garlic garlic, that's why we're so well hung What's strong is getting stronger What's long is getting longer With garlic on your tongue With garlic on your tongue We've simply lost our minds We've simply lost our minds We've simply gone, we've simply gone And lost our bloody minds! Garlic garlic, the secret of staying young Garlic garlic, that's why were so well hung What's strong is getting stronger What's long is getting longer With garlic on your tongue With garlic on your tongue Garlic, garlic, it's the nourishment we crave Garlic garlic, when times are tough and grave Garlic garlic, it's a remedy we pray Transylvania is too scary One can not be too wary For garlic we'll be saved From the cradle to the grave With garlic we'll be saved